Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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