East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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