singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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