Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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