are you so shy because you have an std?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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