Me too!
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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