The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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