I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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