Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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