Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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