I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Text me some of your sweat
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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