I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!