I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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