thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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