i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I love you.
Bad choice
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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