At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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