HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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