Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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