You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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