So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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