No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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