But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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