I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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