haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I think your dad took our porno
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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