It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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