Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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