dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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