Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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