I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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