So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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