I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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