Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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