So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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