when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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