Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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