he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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