I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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