with your own penis?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I need water and some morals
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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