You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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