Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize
