if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Life is so much better after having sex.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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