I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
