I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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