Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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