Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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