Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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