Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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