I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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