I hate all girls vehemently.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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