HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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