is your mom at the bar?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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