I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You're like the curious george of whores
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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