How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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