So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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