I got chris browned last night
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Randomize
