GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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