It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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