FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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