Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
