Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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